when ur friend starts liking something u rly like
My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family
They seem like nice people
John Green in his toast at his brother’s wedding.
Ok, so I don’t know how I ended up here and woah!
And also they made this
There’s even a granny!
(there’s a guy who looks like Hulk btw)
and there are
THEY MADE THOR
And there’s also this which made me laugh
this is the coolest shit b.
The neighbours cows are eating our garden
me: *wakes up in the middle of the night and throws on a silk robe with nothing underneath and stands on the balcony of my mansion in malibu and stares at the moon lit ocean while listening to ultraviolence*
Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins.
"This has to be the most beautiful
The most peaceful place
I’ve ever been to.”
when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music